Hump-ty Dump. Hump Hump De Dump-ty Dump-ty

Life has been anything but calm these past few months.  I’ve been vaguely sharing some tid bits with you and now that it's confesh sesh Wednesday with Kathy I gotta jump in. 

1.  I didn’t go to New York this weekend.  I had every intention of going with my girl Mel but something came up and I totally get it so last, last minute we didn’t end up going.  It would have been 20 hours of driving in a weekend.  That makes me tired just thinking about it so I was almost kinda happy not to do all that driving.  I know it would have been fun road tripping and getting to see my friends and family but it’s just too much for a weekend.

2.  I went jet skiing over the weekend and I just can't stop thinking about it!  GIVE ME MORE!

3.  My middle brother got married on Sunday and I didn’t go, as well as a few other family members.  Hence my reason for trying to go to New York because that’s where the wedding was taking place.  Now I’m sure a lot of you are thinking a)” you didn’t go to your brother’s wedding?” b) “How could you miss that?” c) “Aren’t you going to regret not being there?”  It’s all a long, complicated, clusterfuck of a shit show story that could be a reality tv show, I have been avoiding sharing, which I’m still going to avoid.  Maybe someday I will but for now I’m just upset about the whole situation and hoping someday that my family can get through all of this. 

4.  I’ve been trying to plan a vacation for me and the man but sometimes planning a vacation with him is the hardest flipping thing ever.  He’s not a planner and doesn’t like to make decisions.  Me, I love to have things planned out and semi know what the hell is going on, not like OCD status or anything. Like him I don’t necessarily like to make the final decision without his approval, as in "YEA THAT SOUNDS GREAT BABE THANKS FOR ALL YOUR PLANNING".  Last night I tried to get it all together and spent hours looking up places to go, stay and do which was basically a waste.  From now on I’m just going to book it and just not even bother tell him what the plan is till it’s actually time to leave for the vacation.

5.  The other night Phil woke me up THREE different times because I was snoring so loud.  Talk about embarrassing.  Isn’t it usually the guy that snores so loud that it keeps the women up?  I have to wear breath right strips but sometimes I forget to put them on, like the other night and not to mention it gets expensive when you have to wear those all night.  Poor boyfriend, the things he puts up with! :)

6.  To end on some super exciting news I have accepted a new opportunity and will be leaving my current job.  I’m excited most about not having to commute two hours every day!! I feel like I will have a whole new life Monday thru Friday because I won’t be sitting in the car for 10 hours.  I’m super sad to say goodbye to the people that I currently work with but this is the best thing for me right now.